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Not a Flight Attendant™
@chrisasaurus_
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World Famous Flight Attendant™
@chrisasaurus_
@chrisasaurus_ “Worked out perfectly...” pic.twitter.com/hBih4om3Il
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World Famous Flight Attendant™
@chrisasaurus_
@chrisasaurus_ it’s because they’re homophobic
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World Famous Flight Attendant™
@chrisasaurus_
@chrisasaurus_ It’s the “a white Refrigerator” and “This is my MacBook...PRO” took me out ! I’m so fucking proud of you.
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World Famous Flight Attendant™ is on Leave
@chrisasaurus_
So blessed and thankful to be chosen for The World Famous Kilgore College Rangerettes #yea81 #15 pic.twitter.com/cOkOE11rhc
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World Famous Flight Attendant™ is on Leave
@chrisasaurus_
The fact that you photographed this Queen omg twitter.com/chrisasaurus_/…
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@chrisasaurus_ Always yea my sweet lil baby
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World Famous Flight Attendant™
@chrisasaurus_
Well slap a 27 piece on me and call me Fantasia cause if you don’t want me then don’t talk to me!
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World Famous Flight Attendant™
@chrisasaurus_
Sorry yes excuse me I think you dropped this while you were twirling twitter.com/chrisasaurus_/…
World Famous Flight Attendant™
@chrisasaurus_
I just read a comment that said ID90 is the Groupon for flight attendants and I couldn’t agree more.
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World Famous Flight Attendant™
@chrisasaurus_
Your flight leaves at 1:02.
You show up to the gate at 12:57
And you’re mad at the gate agent?!?
How does that work.
You show up to the gate at 12:57
And you’re mad at the gate agent?!?
How does that work.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
