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chrishlensade'
@chrishlensade_
Cheering in a stadium with 1000's of people does not scare me. Yet small talk with strangers on the phone makes me super nervous & awkward.
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chrishlensade'
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chrishlensade'
@chrishlensade_
Every black person knows....If you have a car you gotta keep napkins in the glove box...that's rule #1
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@chrishlensade_
Y'all Gotta Stop TRYING to Look like Money & Actually Go & MAKE Some
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@chrishlensade_
When people don't accept that their kid is bad as hell
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@chrishlensade_
just remember who was there when u ain't have shit
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I'm the parent of no kids
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What's so hard about wearing condoms with bitches you don't want kids with?
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Meanwhile ain't no one home .. Just my cozy bed & body pillows
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Jamaican IG: iamjaymali pic.twitter.com/eAQyrAux91
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
