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Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
YALL IM FUCKING SCREAMING AT THIS VIDEO OMFG pic.twitter.com/8A6njd4LOu
21 Oct 17
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Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
Gotta bin off those friends that don't like your pictures
Retweet of status by @___Roxanne_
30 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Gotta bin off those friends that don't like your pictures ππ
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Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
Can Justin Bieber sing me to sleep every night pic.twitter.com/d80kj1IL80
Retweet of status by @BieberBonerz
19 Jul 17
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Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
When sausage rolls go wrong... pic.twitter.com/A6sPntwa3P
11 Jun 17
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Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
I just want to stay in bed and sleep
Retweet of status by @Charleymae98
30 May 17
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Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
How mandatory is work tomorrow?
Retweet of status by @AlexWHarrison_
02 Jan 17
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Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
@AlexWHarrison_ this is nothing new - don't blame alcohol!
16 Sep 16
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Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
08 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote All Muslims aren't terrorists
All Whites aren't racist
All Blacks aren't thugs
Keep it simple & spread β€οΈ
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#Dallas
Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
I think having gay friend is much fun than surrounding yourself with bunch of straight people
#SaySomethingCompletelyHonest
#SaySomethingCompletelyHonest
Retweet of status by @potaytozayn
07 Jul 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I think having gay friend is much fun than surrounding yourself with bunch of straight people β
#SaySomethingCompletelyHonest
Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
And that's why we usually leave these things to the experts. Wayne will soon be complaining that a beer costs more in Marbs #EURefResults
Retweet of status by @tonysheps
24 Jun 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote And that's why we usually leave these things to the experts. Wayne will soon be complaining that a beer costs more in Marbs π #EURefResults
Clare Xylophone
@clarebearmartin
"I know 5 fat people in this compound and you're 3 of them" pic.twitter.com/ZQGNL9dzrP
Retweet of status by @RlDICULOUSNESS
02 May 16
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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