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clarissa
@clarissaalottt
How do I become an adult that can function after 5pm in the winter?
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clarissa
@clarissaalottt
Megan Fox & @machinegunkelly could electrocute me & Iβd say thanks mom and dad
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clarissa
@clarissaalottt
donβt have kids... you birth them, you raise, and they snitch you out right to their step fathers
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clarissa
@clarissaalottt
I hate to admit it but Iβm such a sucker for these Netflix reality game shows, they are ridiculous
clarissa
@clarissaalottt
crab legs sound so good right now
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clarissa
@clarissaalottt
If a woman tells you she doesn't masturbate, shes not a prude, shes a liar.
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clarissa
@clarissaalottt
Yes I would love to hang out with people but all winter I just want to sleep and hide in my house so sorry I canβt.
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clarissa
@clarissaalottt
Frost ate stinky after I set him up.... so guess who is running to butler for a new fucking elf tomorrow.
clarissa
@clarissaalottt
Honestly is selling feet pics still a thing? Cause Iβm about to jump on that train if it is someone pay my bills please
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clarissa
@clarissaalottt
French press coffee is the best coffee
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clarissa
@clarissaalottt
TOP HALLOWEEN CANDY FOR 2019 (Cred: @Bidonequipment) pic.twitter.com/kC90mhsiDh
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
