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corn🌽
@cmerchant24
“Are you experiencing any symptoms?”
No, just SIMPtoms
No, just SIMPtoms
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corn🌽
@cmerchant24
“I’ve realized I luv toxic men and I’m my own fuckin problem”
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corn🌽
@cmerchant24
“I’m passing through town” gotta be the same as a “you up” text
corn🌽
@cmerchant24
Hate being an adult bc you have to think of what to make for dinner
corn🌽
@cmerchant24
When you’re screen recording a video for your friends but then someone you’re not supposed to be texting ruins it
corn🌽
@cmerchant24
Stop going back to shitty people when you’re lonely
corn
@cmerchant24
“I miss yo ass” does he mean my literal ass or my dumb ass personality? Confusing.
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corn
@cmerchant24
Next bitch that try & play me gettin shot
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corn
@cmerchant24
Wait thats your girl?? Then why is she in my "homework" folder ?
Retweet of status by @connor100romer
corn🌽
@cmerchant24
Been in the shower for 3 hours cause my girl said when I get out she wanna know who “Ashley” is
Retweet of status by @Whereisblockaye
corn🌽
@cmerchant24
feeling reeeaal happy lately
Retweet of status by @mecontreras17
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
