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Drink Maji
@cmzalendo
Methinks the Uganda police have been watching too many movies #UgandaDecides pic.twitter.com/L7xZefJrhn
20 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Methinks the Uganda police have been watching too many movies ๐๐ #UgandaDecides https://t.co/L7xZefJrhn
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Black Beard
@cmzalendo
Lmaooo must watch pic.twitter.com/SvBZ7sfUHs
Retweet of status by @peter_pipperr
07 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lmaooo must watch ๐๐๐๐๐ https://t.co/SvBZ7sfUHs
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Black Beard
@cmzalendo
28 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometimes you wanna tweet something but you know for sure someone will catch feelings & think you're subbing them ๐
The Last Medici
@cmzalendo
Could you imagine what sex would be like if women were honest and literal with their responses?
Retweet of status by @MafiosoRo
16 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Could you imagine what sex would be like if women were honest and literal with their responses? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Edmond Dantes
@cmzalendo
Mwanaume utapigwaje bao saba na muarabu lakini.. tena muarabu koko
Retweet of status by @AllenRuta
17 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Mwanaume utapigwaje bao saba na muarabu lakini.. tena muarabu koko ๐ข๐ข
Edmond Dantes
@cmzalendo
"Dated" a guy for 6 months , then he tells me his ex is back and she's 8 months pregnant. Asked me to co-bae.
Retweet of status by @SookieMurage
17 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "Dated" a guy for 6 months , then he tells me his ex is back and she's 8 months pregnant. Asked me to co-bae. ๐๐๐๐
Edmond Dantes
@cmzalendo
Kwani kidero hananga mshahara? Lol mtu hata haezi nunua gari bila maswali
Retweet of status by @carolinespencer
12 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kwani kidero hananga mshahara? Lol mtu hata haezi nunua gari bila maswali ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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Edmond Dantes
@cmzalendo
28 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's crazy how you can so easily be wrong about people, to see only one tiny part of them and confuse it for the whole. ๐
Edmond Dantes
@cmzalendo
One win in August
One win in September
One win in October
Chelsea's wins are coming once a month like the menstrual cycle
LMFAO
One win in September
One win in October
Chelsea's wins are coming once a month like the menstrual cycle
LMFAO
Retweet of status by @JerryWestMade95
25 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote One win in August
One win in September
One win in October
Chelsea's wins are coming once a month like the menstrual cycle
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LMFAO
Edmond Dantes
@cmzalendo
maze nimekula samosa and i think ni mbwa... siskii kuingia kwa hao... bana nazurura kwa ploti nje na naskia kuuma mtu...
Retweet of status by @ArchieSyata
25 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote maze nimekula samosa and i think ni mbwa... siskii kuingia kwa hao... bana nazurura kwa ploti nje na naskia kuuma mtu... ๐ซ๐๐๐
Edmond Dantes
@cmzalendo
If "Yo Nigga" Keep Cheating On You With The Same Bitch...Then You Need To Humble Yourself && Ask That Bitch For Some Advice
Retweet of status by @IPunchTHOTS
22 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If "Yo Nigga" Keep Cheating On You With The Same Bitch...Then You Need To Humble Yourself && Ask That Bitch For Some Advice ๐๐๐ด
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐