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Connett Croghan
@cocrotoofly
If you sing well enough at karaoke in Los Angeles an old man will give you a business card with his headshot on it
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Connett Croghan
@cocrotoofly
I got caught watching a deep fake of Patrick Mahomes throwing ME a touchdown pass I am so sorry
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Connett Croghan
@cocrotoofly
Men who crawl around on the floor of the grocery store and pretend to be creatures who search for loose grapes got the best dick
Connett Croghan
@cocrotoofly
My coworker called me the "Buggs Bunny" of our gym pic.twitter.com/e7DS4tLiIh
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Connett Croghan
@cocrotoofly
I’m watching a movie that’s only rated pg even though it’s Friday
Have I gone soft?
Have I gone soft?
Connett Croghan
@cocrotoofly
Just got denied the first responder discount at Denny’s even though I AM a first responder… when it comes to my girlfriend’s texts!!
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Connett Croghan
@cocrotoofly
I was listening to baseball on the radio and they played this kind of scary public service announcement pic.twitter.com/5GsEjIp29g
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connett croghan
@cocrotoofly
It should be a federal crime to impersonate Santa
connett croghan
@cocrotoofly
If I get the espresso, you might even see my hyper side
connett croghan
@cocrotoofly
Is it too much to ask for a gf who looks like a fashion model who constantly assures me that spiderman is real
connett croghan
@cocrotoofly
‘ILLEGAL’ out now
music & art by me
mix & master by @z_h_o_n_e
visualizer by @IRLtrent… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
music & art by me
mix & master by @z_h_o_n_e
visualizer by @IRLtrent… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
