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MILF university
@collegeMILFy
Me: Hey want to act out a scene from 50 Shades?
Boy: DUH
Me: Okay I choose the one where you buy me a brand new Audi
Boy: DUH
Me: Okay I choose the one where you buy me a brand new Audi
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MILF university
@collegeMILFy
Like, who wouldn't want pizza and an orgasm for breakfast?!?
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MILF university
@collegeMILFy
Do u ever have that feeling where u want to go on a shopping spree and spend lots of money but then u realize u dont have money?
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MILF university
@collegeMILFy
Lmfao someone hacked FSU's admission page pic.twitter.com/9gZ9zDzF8D
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MILF university
@collegeMILFy
@collegeMILFy LOL I bet she blames obesity on McDonalds & not the people eating it too
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MILF university
@collegeMILFy
OMG THIS pic.twitter.com/t5Z73fCKkA
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MILF university
@collegeMILFy
@mommyinsomnia I work there
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MILF university
@collegeMILFy
Crying because I'm poor and have to be responsible
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MILF university
@collegeMILFy
@collegeMILFy you go girl! you deserve a real relationship where someone unconditionally loves you!
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MILF university
@collegeMILFy
@collegeMILFy been there and done that in a relationship. Good for you for standing up for yourself!
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MILF university
@collegeMILFy
Now I need a DD for me the DD
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
