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Colton Marnell
@coltonmarnell24
Ugh. What is wrong with me?
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Colton Marnell
@coltonmarnell24
Dexter is so spoiled. He has SO many toys. But he gets every one of them out and plays with them every day. http://t.co/a32Xu7QMXv
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Colton Marnell
@coltonmarnell24
Exhibit A: ...
Colton Marnell
@coltonmarnell24
My girlfriend farted so loud earlier.
Colton Marnell
@coltonmarnell24
This was the chicken we turned in. http://t.co/VKMjV49x8Z
Colton Marnell
@coltonmarnell24
To the hotel maid.. "Brenda, hold my beer. I got this!!" I've never laughed so hard in my life. @tbaldwin20 @travisemerson
Colton Marnell
@coltonmarnell24
Can't wait for the 4th of July at Kentucky Lake. http://t.co/g8lRjUYjeQ
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Colton Marnell
@coltonmarnell24
Fuck you. You already fucked up every last chance and you're NEVER getting another one. You're nothing but a piece of shit to me.
Colton Marnell
@coltonmarnell24
The first Scream is such a good movie. It starts out so crazy.
Colton Marnell
@coltonmarnell24
I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or the sun, I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun.
Colton Marnell
@coltonmarnell24
Hell ya! Way to go, #Pacers!! Fuck LeBron and his pussy Heat squad. Ready for an exciting Game 7! Hope they can #BeatTheHeat! #FlopCity
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
