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@commisurbator
I'm sure my friends would all see this, and immediately point at me.
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Retweet of status by @Rainearthimbue
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@commisurbator
#By2019IWill get my dog to stop pooping in the house. I hope.
Retweet of status by @ashdialin
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#ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight
This little bastard!
All times of the day & night...a sassy, feathered juggernaut! pic.twitter.com/5gCK63EM8r
This little bastard!
All times of the day & night...a sassy, feathered juggernaut! pic.twitter.com/5gCK63EM8r
Retweet of status by @ellelljaytoo
Commisurbator
@commisurbator
I am #SaltyBecause she took the last piece of pizza pic.twitter.com/mA7g1iJVPG
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@commisurbator
@commisurbator if only pic.twitter.com/fgllmxqCJl
Retweet of status by @ashdialin
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@commisurbator
#AtThisStageOfMyLife the flush will come soon pic.twitter.com/rsdG7c8mo5
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@commisurbator
Post twelve pack
Squirting
Session
#SexMeUpIn5Words
Squirting
Session
#SexMeUpIn5Words
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Twitter is like watching the horrors on the news with a laugh-track.
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@commisurbator
#MyBabyGets as many bananas as she wants pic.twitter.com/cfO1v3BqQB
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#OrgasmGotMeLike drained of owl my energy. pic.twitter.com/wsouUmMKcI
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#WhenShitHitsTheFan it will not come as a surprise pic.twitter.com/hkjiAiJ5w3
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
