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Conner LaPalme โ
@connertroi
9 shots in and we're sitting here calling Jacksonville escort services for shots and giggles. Everyone keeps hanging up on us.
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Conner LaPalme โ
@connertroi
#pityparty
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Conner LaPalme โ
@connertroi
Pretty sure I just watched two kids light one up in Danville. KIDS. Like 12 year old kids.
Conner LaPalme โ
@connertroi
It's probably unhealthy how excited I get every time we go down in the thousands on our car payment.
Conner LaPalme โ
@connertroi
@mrsswift_xo I hate feeling cold
Conner LaPalme โ
@connertroi
I will forever be scarred after waking up and going to take a huuuge drink from a water bottle only to find out that it was everclear.
Conner LaPalme โ
@connertroi
Or how they can afford it! Formula is so damn expensive and boobs are free.
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Conner LaPalme โ
@connertroi
Yeah, I'm completely over tonight. I hate drunk people, and I loathe drunk husbands. Goodnight.
Conner LaPalme โ
@connertroi
It's because she's younger than me! I guess guys and their cars and tools is just like girls with their make-up and nail polish haha.
connertroi
@connertroi
How is it even possible for some people to be such assholes?
connertroi
@connertroi
@mrsswift_xo @stellmeastory hahahah does he have baby fever? ...that emoji is a lie. He has no sweet mustache.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
