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Constance
@constancecumper
"Don't buy anything unless you can afford to buy it twice" is the best advice I've ever heard. It's really a shame I don't listen to it
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Constance
@constancecumper
I hate when my mom takes me shopping and then tells me βOkay this is all for Christmas!β
Like wut? Deborah itβs October I need it now
Like wut? Deborah itβs October I need it now
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Constance
@constancecumper
I aspire to be as happy as this raccoon with his stuffed raccoon pic.twitter.com/jsVNFT1yTg
Retweet of status by @ReIatable
Constance
@constancecumper
@acevedogabe Same gabe same
Constance
@constancecumper
How have @constancecumper and I made it this far in nursing? pic.twitter.com/SaAjvEi8Pf
Retweet of status by @ErrinShannon
Constance
@constancecumper
@kaitlyngentner OMG I didn't know he was your mom's, he's SO CUTE
Constance
@constancecumper
Story of the day: mistakenly stepped into a black hole of cow shit which promptly turned into quick sand and almost swallowed me up whole
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Constance
@constancecumper
Stevie looked me straight in the eyes tonight and said "this will get you fucked up connie" then proceeded to give me a shot. Uhh it's love
Constance
@constancecumper
@BrynnSautter This is by far one of the best tweets I've ever seen
Constance
@constancecumper
When you get home drunk but have to act sober for your dog I love you puppers
Constance
@constancecumper
@elyse_breeden AS LONG AS I'M NOT DRIVING I'm all for helping you achieve the best day of your life
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
