iEmoji Feeds @cory (coolmathgame_)
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cory
@coolmathgame_
[writing my college application essay] iβm actually soooo crazy and weird hahaha but iβm low key sensitive
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cory
@coolmathgame_
ok just got done watching every movie ever made and i just have to say out of all of them boss baby just hits differnet
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cory
@coolmathgame_
not changing my oil. sticking with the oil that i trust, which is the oil that is has been in my car for years
cory
@coolmathgame_
throwing up and crying i canβt fuckinng believe ned flanders cheated on his wifeβ¦ you think u know a guyβ¦
cory (harvard graduate)
@coolmathgame_
alien: these are your ancestors?? lmfaooo
[shows me a video of a monkey jumpin around goin ooh ooh ah ah]
meβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
[shows me a video of a monkey jumpin around goin ooh ooh ah ah]
meβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
cory (harvard graduate)
@coolmathgame_
wife walked in while me and the boys were tossin the baby around
cory (harvard graduate)
@coolmathgame_
my wife just pulled the most hilarious april fools joke by cheating on me 3 weeks ago
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cory (harvard graduate)
@coolmathgame_
white guy after finding out his wife is cheating on him: oh for peteβs sake
cory (harvard graduate)
@coolmathgame_
got my new years tweets ready for tonight pic.twitter.com/N7QxXPu6hZ
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@coolmathgame_
this tweet is trademarked by cory if you think i stole this educate yourself. also i will sue you
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
