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They wouldnโt let me into hot yoga they said I had to go to ugly yoga
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SpacedMom
@copymama
@SnarkyMommy78 She totally nailed it
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SpacedMom
@copymama
@sofarrsogud It's back!
SpacedMom
@copymama
@scudderati @VerbsRProudest Well done!
SpacedMom
@copymama
Too bad that Bill and Melinda Gates are throwing their marriage out the Windows.
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SpacedMom
@copymama
@AndyJokedAgain Thank you!
SpacedMom
@copymama
I found the sea salt hidden in my daughterโs room, and when confronted, she admitted sheโs working on a potion to turn into a mermaid
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SpacedMom
@copymama
Lockdown Barbie complete with mismatched pajamas, mask, and thermos of vodka
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SpacedMom
@copymama
apart
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SpacedMom
@copymama
It doesn't take a genius to see that Toys are in bed with Big D Batteries.
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SpacedMom
@copymama
DJ Khalid screamed his name at me on my way into work today and now I owe him 90% of my next paycheck.
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
