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corey.
@coremillionaire
What if Twitter had a Top Eight like MySpace? How would you decide who to put in there? Can you imagine the drama?
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@coremillionaire
I don't turn on the news.
The news turns ME on.
The news turns ME on.
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corey.
@coremillionaire
People, please, I am a PROcrastinator, not some amateur dawdler.
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@coremillionaire
Snow: οΈ
The American South: Panic! at the Costco
The American South: Panic! at the Costco
corey.
@coremillionaire
Tinder Notification: "Somebody Likes You "
Me: "Impossible."
Me: "Impossible."
corey.
@coremillionaire
What if all farts are just a little part of your soul leaving your body, and you die when you run out
Retweet of status by @ankles_so_weak
Corey McMahon in the Wilderness
@coremillionaire
@TugboatCaptainL Wait...they make your name longer, or something else?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
