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Bethany Columbia
@countrycrock859
In a flood, &ask a man if he wants a ride. He says no, I'm waiting for God & drowns. In Heaven, man asks where waβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Retweet of status by @ChelseaClinton
01 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote In a flood, π£&πask a man if he wants a ride. He says no, I'm waiting for God & drowns. In Heaven, man asks where waβ¦ https://t.co/wDTg7xICCP
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Bethany Columbia
@countrycrock859
I'm about to start dropping "thankful"s all over the place on fb
11 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm about to start dropping "thankful"s all over the place on fb πΈ
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Bethany Columbia
@countrycrock859
@realDonaldTrump WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON
Retweet of status by @williamlegate
03 May 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @realDonaldTrump WHY π ARE π YOU π STILL π TALKING π ABOUT π HILLARY π CLINTON
Bethany Columbia
@countrycrock859
I eat Taco Bell and pizza so many times a week I don't know if it's sad or impressive
02 Mar 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I eat Taco Bell and pizza so many times a week I don't know if it's sad or impressive π·
Bethany Columbia
@countrycrock859
06 Feb 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If I have to parallel park, don't invite me. ππΌ
Bethany Columbia
@countrycrock859
25 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote DEAR 2016 WE'RE SORRY FOR ALL THE THINGS WE SAID ABOUT YOU WE WERE YOUNG AND NAIIVE PLZ TAKE US BACK π«π«
Bethany Columbia
@countrycrock859
Dropped and broke my favorite coffee mug this morning 2016 has been a real dick
20 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dropped and broke my favorite coffee mug this morning π’ 2016 has been a real dick
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Bethany Columbia
@countrycrock859
I could listen to @mirandalambert Vice over and over and I don't think it'll ever get old
04 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I could listen to @mirandalambert Vice over and over and I don't think it'll ever get old π§
Bethany Columbia
@countrycrock859
Bill Clinton isn't running for president Hillary is
Retweet of status by @OhNoSheTwitnt
29 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π Bill π Clinton π isn't π running π for π president π Hillary π is π
Bethany Columbia
@countrycrock859
Can't wait to be in Chicago celebrating @AmandaStubb bachelorette party with my two best friends @alexcrowe25
28 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can't wait to be in Chicago celebrating @AmandaStubb bachelorette party with my two best friends @alexcrowe25 ππΌππΌ
Bethany Columbia
@countrycrock859
οΈ pic.twitter.com/mpKOQ6aABF
Retweet of status by @EliteDaily
08 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π°β€οΈοΈ http://t.co/mpKOQ6aABF
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ