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kourtney lozzi
@courtneylozzi
I'll give someone $5 to be my date to my cousins wedding pic.twitter.com/eJZ3FJm3PA
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kourtney lozzi
@courtneylozzi
Tonight my mom was watching wheel of fortune and the spin ID number started with DL and she spit her water out because she thought she won
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kourtney lozzi
@courtneylozzi
All our neighbors probably thought we were being murdered because of how loud we were screaming
kourtney lozzi
@courtneylozzi
I honestly don't mind all the work bc now I'm actually working towards something so it makes it all worth it in the end
kourtney lozzi
@courtneylozzi
My mom is really furred but we've had the same amount to drink. I guess shes been out of the game a little too long
kourtney lozzi
@courtneylozzi
When you lost a lot of weight from wisdom teeth removal and now none of your shorts fit :)) but that's ok bc freshmen 15
kourtney lozzi
@courtneylozzi
Lexi and I entertained a 20 minute conversation last night about what we are going to eat once our mouths are healed
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kourtney lozzi
@courtneylozzi
If my husband ever cheated on me you'd probably catch me on the newest episode of snapped. I don't play games like that and I don't share
kourtney lozzi
@courtneylozzi
After this past week I need to go to church and repent
kourtney lozzi
@courtneylozzi
You show up to work one time with a hickey and now every mark on your neck people think that's what it is. Let a girl live dang
kourtney lozzi
@courtneylozzi
Joining the convent fuck this shit
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
