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captain morgan
@cptlayne
I’m like the one person nobody would ever have to lie to. But they still do and I just don’t get it
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@cptlayne
@xmamaslay “HoW dO i HaVe MoRe BoObS tHaN hEr”
uhhhhh bc you haven’t fed two kids with yours??
uhhhhh bc you haven’t fed two kids with yours??
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living dead girl
@cptlayne
I don’t deserve @jsmitty2131 but I’m so lucky to have a friend like him
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living dead girl
@cptlayne
Public execution for human trafficking? I think yes!
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living dead girl
@cptlayne
my fatass is about to eat so much fast food this weekend & i’m not ready but my pregnant ass wants all the food in AZ that CA doesn’t have
bad example
@cptlayne
For all you feeling festive pic.twitter.com/PZivuC6r66
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bad example
@cptlayne
@walker_green_ Do you know how freaking happy I am to see you in a healthy, loving, beautiful af, thriving relationship
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moe👹
@cptlayne
Has a guy ever lied about fucking you? shit is beyond me hahahahaha
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moe👹
@cptlayne
@nancydelfuegoo @dez_xo okay thought it was just me. the first one was nothing, the second one though
captain morgan
@cptlayne
I want chick fil a SO BADDDD
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living dead girl
@cptlayne
I wish I wasn’t so worried about people not liking me or I’d be tweeting a bunch of shit
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
