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captain morgan
@cptmlayne
Welcome to laval and I5, where life is a fucking nightmare
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captain morgan
@cptmlayne
Sums up my life pic.twitter.com/7Ak8dZRS1l
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captain morgan
@cptmlayne
YAASSSSSS BITCCHHHH FUCK IT UPPPPP twitter.com/cptmlayne/statβ¦
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captain morgan
@cptmlayne
In full effect twitter.com/cptmlayne/statβ¦
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captain moe
@cptmlayne
In case you havenβt heard I:
am pregnant
graduated
am married
really really HATE THAT STUPID OLD PICβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
am pregnant
graduated
am married
really really HATE THAT STUPID OLD PICβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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captain moe
@cptmlayne
Confused as to why girls pull their bathing suits up their ass...Iβm constantly pulling mine out of mine
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captain moe
@cptmlayne
Today is my kinda day partly cloudy 66Β°. My windows and doors are open and Iβm in a hoodie bring back winter
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captain moe
@cptmlayne
EDC DAY 2 FIT
*deena from jersey shore voice* YOU LIKE THE BOOBS? pic.twitter.com/iHSyZP5SKb
*deena from jersey shore voice* YOU LIKE THE BOOBS? pic.twitter.com/iHSyZP5SKb
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captain moe
@cptmlayne
Dude this yanny and laurel video just switched up on me and freaked me tf out
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captain moe
@cptmlayne
Next time I tell someone that I want to cut my hair, please do not let that happen. Ever.
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captain m.layne
@cptmlayne
Falling in love is so fun and so scary all at the same time.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
