iEmoji Feeds @TonyL (creativeTypeDad)
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TonyL
@creativeTypeDad
Bought something expensive for Valentineβs Day. #ValentinesDay pic.twitter.com/5vZRxP0XOc
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TonyL
@creativeTypeDad
Me: How do you know if a vampire is sick?
Kids:
Me: Because of his coffin.
14YO: Or maybe because he ate a bat.
Kids:
Me: Because of his coffin.
14YO: Or maybe because he ate a bat.
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TonyL
@creativeTypeDad
*4:48 AM Christmas morning
Me:
9YO:[standing near bed] Can we open presents now?
Me: You have to wait until tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Me:
9YO:[standing near bed] Can we open presents now?
Me: You have to wait until tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
TonyL
@creativeTypeDad
*driving past a Hooters
9YO: I know what that place is.
Me: You do?
9YO: Yup, itβs where grown men go to drink beer and find a wife.
9YO: I know what that place is.
Me: You do?
9YO: Yup, itβs where grown men go to drink beer and find a wife.
TonyL
@creativeTypeDad
*morning
Me: Wake up, time to get ready for school.
8YO:.. Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon?
8YO: Because shβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Me: Wake up, time to get ready for school.
8YO:.. Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon?
8YO: Because shβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
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Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
