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Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
I talking about how I grew up in my stand-up. Not about being Latina. Talking about being poor and how I’ve had… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
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Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
The irony is that a year from today, Facebook will remind Mark Zuckerberg that he testified in front of Congress today...
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Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
FYI: If you go to @BetoORourke’s IG story, you’ll see his mom is driving him around in hail...adorbs.
Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
Our super religious president sure has cheated on his wife a bit. Can you imagine if he WASN'T as religious?
Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
Doing stand-up in about 30 cities in 2018 (MORE TO COME). YOU GUYS BETTER SHOW UP!
So far
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MADISON WI:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
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MADISON WI:… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
D etermined
R esponsible
E ager
A mbitious
M otivated
E mpowering
R evolutionary
S trong
R esponsible
E ager
A mbitious
M otivated
E mpowering
R evolutionary
S trong
Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
LA: Moderating a panel (#DreamActNow: Our Fight for Justice) THIS Sat. (Jan 13) as part of @intoactionus
I am ho… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
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Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
Jay-Z. The Forum. Last night of 4:44 tour in Los Angeles. Been following him for twenty years. Photo by me. pic.twitter.com/fLokbvrffW
Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
How about a reboot of It’s A Wonderful Life but with awful politicians that find out life is better without them...
Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
Holy schnikes! The Cowboys TD was amazing. Running it all back! Damn.
Cristela Alonzo
@cristela9
Every meal I make is Mexican food...because look at my face.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
