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Camel πΈπ·
@cuntmeal
I miss my cat. She needs my company and comfort today more than ever and I'm at work all day.
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Camel πΈπ·
@cuntmeal
I'm so excited, but also so nervous about these changes that are happening.
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Camelia Pond
@cuntmeal
I was supposed to go look a rent house today and totally spaced until I was almost to the bar.
Camelia Pond
@cuntmeal
You've had that chair for 3 months. It was brand new. In plastic when we delivered it. We did not give you bed bugs, lady.
Camelia Pond
@cuntmeal
My table just called me "waitress" 30 seconds after I told them my name.
Camelia Pond
@cuntmeal
I just want to pay my car and my credit card off, and then I won't need two jobs.
Camelia Pond
@cuntmeal
Flashback to freshman year when everyone thought I was a lesbian.
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Camelia Pond
@cuntmeal
God, I really need to log off twitter if I know I'm going to be drinking.
Retweet of status by @GNF_Mentality
Camelia Pond
@cuntmeal
Guy just gave me his card with his cell phone number written on it because "every time he sees me at the bar, I look bored." Thanks?
Camelia Pond
@cuntmeal
Went to the lake for the 4th, and it made me hate being single even more than I already did.
Camelia Pond
@cuntmeal
The struggle to get out of bed was real today.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
