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Cynical Girl
@cynical_girls
Everyone that watches #NakedAndAfraid is thinking the same thing at the end... "Look at that weight loss, I need to be on that diet"
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Cynical Girl
@cynical_girls
am % over your
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Cynical Girl
@cynical_girls
If there was a job that would pay me to tell people what I really think of them... I mean, I wouldn't turn down a job in this economy...
Cynical Girl
@cynical_girls
If die for a strawberry cupcake right now
Cynical Girl
@cynical_girls
@soulfulmelody24 thank you dear
Cynical Girl
@cynical_girls
The last 5 tweets in a row on my feed had all included the word "SEX"
Haha I always follow the best people
Haha I always follow the best people
Cynical Girl
@cynical_girls
@FUBabeOH we all die anyways I say die happy and serve cake at the funeral.
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Cynical Girl
@cynical_girls
It's cold outside but it's warm In bed
Cynical Girl
@cynical_girls
That VICTORIOUSLY AMAZING MOMENT when your nasty manwhore of an Ex gets dumped by his mediocre downgrade of a girlfriend
Cynical Girl
@cynical_girls
Deep Love to all the accounts that didnt unfollow me for going MIA for a bit
For the ones that did, I wish I had a middle finger emoji
For the ones that did, I wish I had a middle finger emoji
Cynical Girl
@cynical_girls
It's 11:30 and there's not even any good bad-tv to watch
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
