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TEXAS 12-0
@czarfalcon
@LawrenceReid08 @yamoree @nytimes "lesson"? Buddy, the only thing I've gotten out of you is a good laugh
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Captain Zach Sparrow
@czarfalcon
WORLD RECORD @katieledecky (3:56.46) sets a new world record in the 400m FR! #SwimUnited pic.twitter.com/c6R3M5RzF0
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Captain Zach Sparrow
@czarfalcon
Watch me Whip
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Now watch me Pray Pray
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1 RT= 1 prayer
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Now watch me Pray Pray
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1 RT= 1 prayer
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Captain Zach Sparrow
@czarfalcon
Freshmen: "I wanna take 18 credit hours with hella 8 am classes "
Me: vine.co/v/i3PpTxdEJKA
Me: vine.co/v/i3PpTxdEJKA
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Captain Zach Sparrow
@czarfalcon
it's todaybut I'm not smoking weedI'm smokingthe biblebecause heavenis the highest you can get
Captain Zach Sparrow
@czarfalcon
Happy 420, you're all going to jail and/or hell for smoking the devil's leaf and being immoral
Depressed Bruins Fan
@czarfalcon
my son graduated high school and is now off to college, being a father is so rewarding pic.twitter.com/OziEH1eGdZ
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Captain Zach Sparrow
@czarfalcon
Ready for a Zach Mini-Rant? Well too bad, here's one anyway.
Captain Zach Sparrow
@czarfalcon
GOAL!!!!
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Zach Brannigan
@czarfalcon
GOAL!!! pic.twitter.com/GMmfsanDva
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Zach Brannigan
@czarfalcon
BRUINS WIN!!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
