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Mofo Knowles-Carter
@dELYSEious
There's nothing that's wrong with America that can't be destroyed by something else wrong with America.
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Mofo Knowles-Carter
@dELYSEious
I know you think highly of Mother Theresa⦠but here's the thing she's no saint. She was kinda vicious and⦠wait. What?
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The #RyanLochte story
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Mofo Knowles-Carter
@dELYSEious
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The #RyanLochte story
Mofo Knowles-Carter
@dELYSEious
#Dallas
It's the one year Anniversary of Open Carry in Texas.
5 Officers are down.
All were armed.
twitter.com/gregabbott_tx/β¦
It's the one year Anniversary of Open Carry in Texas.
5 Officers are down.
All were armed.
twitter.com/gregabbott_tx/β¦
Retweet of status by @BeautyBind
Mofo Knowles-Carter
@dELYSEious
Porn needs to go home and think about what it's done. pic.twitter.com/xDUFD6zkpm
Mofo Knowles-Carter
@dELYSEious
6yo: my friend's mom married a girl. She has 2 moms. Did that man kill her moms?
Me: no
6: but he killed a lot of people like them.
Me:
Me: no
6: but he killed a lot of people like them.
Me:
Mofo Knowles-Carter
@dELYSEious
Mr Peanut is a peanut selling us containers of nutsβ¦with shells skinned offβ¦for us to eatβ¦so he can afford luxury clothing. #capitalism
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Mofo Knowles-Carter
@dELYSEious
Just heard someone describe women who want 4 months maternity leave and keep their career as "they want their cake and eat it too"
Retweet of status by @PhysicistLisa
Mofo Knowles-Carter
@dELYSEious
I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE A BEYONCΓ DROP TODAY! WHERE IS MY BEYONCΓ DROP??? #b6
DefendYourBaes
@dELYSEious
Me: I can't see my head. Can you see yours?
5: no
Me: why not?
5: Because my eyeballs are inside of it!
5: no
Me: why not?
5: Because my eyeballs are inside of it!
DefendYourBaes
@dELYSEious
Dead. Twitter. I am dead. #Scalia #Formation #Beyonce pic.twitter.com/0BD7xn9ORO
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
