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Frank Chips @dad_chips

It’s been [0 days] since my 4 year old lifted the back of my sundress all the way up in public.

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Frank Chips @dad_chips

Camels Tea

One lump or two

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Frank Chrispmas @dad_chips

Hemingway
this year not being able to go to the gym

A Farewell To Arms

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Frank Chips @dad_chips

I hate when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart, when they've never seen one of his paintings

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Frank Chips @dad_chips

Me: Friday the 13th more like Friday the Flirt-teenth amirite?!

Jason: *wields knife*

Me: omg don’t murder me ur so sexy aha

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Frank Chips @dad_chips

Workers vs Employees

This time it’s personnel

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fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*

ReganBrittany @ReganBrittany

Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney

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If I weighed 182 I'd be cut