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Antifa shrunk all my pants!
Retweet of status by @its_me_your_mom
20 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Antifa shrunk all my pants! π‘
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@daddydoubts
My 4 year old son just said I love you mommy you can have the last pizza. I mean I was gonna take it anyway but nβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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03 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My 4 year old son just said I love you mommy you can have the last pizza. π I mean I was gonna take it anyway but nβ¦ https://t.co/qlDjf20rZM
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Thanks to autocorrect I just responded to the school group chat that Iβd be bringing enough βpornβ for everyone to the fall festival.
Retweet of status by @MaryJustice86
31 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Thanks to autocorrect I just responded to the school group chat that Iβd be bringing enough βpornβ for everyone to the fall festival. π½
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@daddydoubts
the your fucking
sheets attitude
βbout time you cβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
sheets attitude
βbout time you cβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @Tryptofantastic
28 Aug 19
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βbout time you cβ¦ https://t.co/J8FpCI28bW
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When you tell your kid to get down, and they say "no!" then they fall and get hurt, that
Retweet of status by @BunAndLeggings
25 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you tell your kid to get down, and they say "no!" then they fall and get hurt, that β€
07 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π§ββοΈ: "How much for the acoustic nuggets?"
π±ββοΈ: "Sir, those are chickens."
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Exciting news!
Another one of my articles was published by @daddysdigest
This one means a whole lot to me.
Chβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Another one of my articles was published by @daddysdigest
This one means a whole lot to me.
Chβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @sweatsntopknots
27 Mar 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Exciting news!
Another one of my articles was published by @daddysdigest
This one means a whole lot to me. π
Ch⦠https://t.co/dCSuFTuqJw
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3yo: I push the picture and nothing happens!!
Me: That's because it's a book....
Me: That's because it's a book....
Retweet of status by @BunAndLeggings
28 Feb 19
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Me: That's because it's a book....
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@daddydoubts
Parenting Gold right here. twitter.com/daddydoubts/stβ¦
Retweet of status by @wonderparent007
27 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Parenting Gold right here. πππΎ https://t.co/zwcYnkEJAj
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@daddydoubts
Today, my wax lady asked if I could βhold my belly up, please?β
YOU GUYS! 2019! The year I stop eating again!!
YOU GUYS! 2019! The year I stop eating again!!
Retweet of status by @JuziDarden
12 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Today, my wax lady asked if I could βhold my belly up, please?β
YOU GUYS! 2019! The year I stop eating again!! πππ
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@daddydoubts
At my age the only tattoo that makes sense is a recycling logo.
Retweet of status by @SladeWentworth
29 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote At my age the only tattoo that makes sense is a recycling logo.
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ