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Mayte
@dalis_0626
I went to the mall today and everywhere I looked were “ Happy Father’s Day “ signs . My heart hurts, this month is gonna be so hard
04 Jun 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I went to the mall today and everywhere I looked were “ Happy Father’s Day “ signs . My heart hurts, this month is gonna be so hard ☹️
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Mayte
@dalis_0626
We said just a couple drinks last night and here I am dying
25 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We said just a couple drinks last night and here I am dying 🥴
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Mayte
@dalis_0626
I luv Christmas bc I love buying ppl shit
Retweet of status by @teannaanicolee
24 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I luv Christmas bc I love buying ppl shit 😂😫
Mayte
@dalis_0626
Just your friendly reminder that men ain’t shit my friends
Retweet of status by @yajahira_16
27 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just your friendly reminder that men ain’t shit my friends 🥰
Mayte
@dalis_0626
In the mood to get drunk drunk today and probably cry after
Retweet of status by @ChristineJazmen
27 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote In the mood to get drunk drunk today and probably cry after 😂
Mayte
@dalis_0626
I think I was on flight 828 I keep getting callings saying “call him, call him”
Retweet of status by @asamakaylaa
09 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I think I was on flight 828 I keep getting callings saying “call him, call him” 😂🙄
Mayte
@dalis_0626
Y como dijo Herencia de Patrones, Fuck you and your fucking feelings …. Bitch
07 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Y como dijo Herencia de Patrones, Fuck you and your fucking feelings …. Bitch 😶
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12 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Last night was coool🤩
Mayte
@dalis_0626
Im 22 and a whole ass mom and I’m still scared to tell my dad I’m going on a trip
11 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Im 22 and a whole ass mom and I’m still scared to tell my dad I’m going on a trip 😂😂
Mayte
@dalis_0626
If I knew my last perreo was gonna be my last perreo, I would have threw my ass a little harder
Retweet of status by @Bambi_Luisaa
10 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If I knew my last perreo was gonna be my last perreo, I would have threw my ass a little harder 🥺
Mayte
@dalis_0626
*Me going to a rave* My mom: “where you going?” Me: oh a concert
Retweet of status by @JohnLazalde
24 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *Me going to a rave* My mom: “where you going?” Me: oh a concert 🤣🤣🤣
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊