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Captain Jack
@dallas667788
#ImAlwaysUpFor a neighborhood swingers party!!!
Wait....not a thing right now?
Wait....not a thing right now?
03 Apr 20
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Wait....not a thing right now? π€·π»ββοΈ
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Captain Jack
@dallas667788
#RightNowIAmPretending Iβm on the other side of the rainbow. pic.twitter.com/QcLZkuYoXD
Retweet of status by @GloGlo_Girl
01 Apr 20
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Captain Jack
@dallas667788
#WithoutPornIWill wonder why my swingers group looks so fat and hairy..
22 Mar 20
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Captain Jack
@dallas667788
15 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Valentine's Day is over. You can all go back to ignoring your spouses and cheating on the internet again.π
Captain Jack
@dallas667788
#MyDirtyLittleSecret
The secret to good homemade chicken soup, is a little sugar. My grandma's secret ingredient
The secret to good homemade chicken soup, is a little sugar. My grandma's secret ingredient
Retweet of status by @DebIsGone
07 Feb 20
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The secret to good homemade chicken soup, is a little sugar. My grandma's secret ingredientπ§‘
Captain Jack
@dallas667788
#VideoGamesOnBooze Grand Theft Vodka
08 Jan 20
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Captain Jack
@dallas667788
2020 is going to be a great year. I just feel it!!
Retweet of status by @FoxySparkles23
29 Dec 19
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Captain Jack
@dallas667788
#WhatBoozeTaughtMe
At age 51 you still drunk text.
At age 51 you still drunk text.
Retweet of status by @starrizborn
06 Dec 19
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At age 51 you still drunk text.ππ
Captain Jack
@dallas667788
Can sleep on planes #MakeMeJealousIn4Words
26 Nov 19
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Captain Jack
@dallas667788
Im #TootingMyOwnHornBecause nobody else is gonna do it
Retweet of status by @kitawny24
16 Nov 19
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Captain Jack
@dallas667788
#ILowerMyExpectationsUntil I just don't give a fuck...then I eventually boss up and carry on.
Retweet of status by @DiabloJodi
16 Oct 19
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ