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DAMAGE
@damagedave
We named the stars and did not care if the stars didn’t know, we knew
My pic.twitter.com/2msOlWYczt
My pic.twitter.com/2msOlWYczt
19 Mar 23
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My 📷 https://t.co/2msOlWYczt
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DAMAGE
@damagedave
@damagedave Echo: Hey Zero? Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?"
Zero:
Echo: "… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Zero:
Echo: "… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @ThePanic16
07 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @damagedave Echo: Hey Zero? Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?"
Zero: 🤷♂️
Echo: "… https://t.co/84JY64d4pY
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DAMAGE ™
@damagedave
What’s got two thumbs, moved 800 miles away and bought a house so that the company could end that job?
*THIS GUY
*THIS GUY
10 Nov 22
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*THIS GUY
👍🏻 👍🏻
DAMAGE ™
@damagedave
Good morning, Tucker Carlson is triple vaccinated and Ayn Rand died on the government teet
your heroes are fabrications
your heroes are fabrications
27 Sep 22
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your heroes are fabrications 🎉
DAMAGE ™
@damagedave
“Cum for me” is a love language.
Retweet of status by @subsentiments
03 Sep 22
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DAMAGE ™
@damagedave
“Fine, I’m good“ because saying I wanna put a gun in my fucking mouth makes people talk longer
03 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote “Fine, I’m good“ because saying I wanna put a gun in my fucking mouth makes people talk longer 😆
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@damagedave
Whatup ya fat fucks ?!
#EatMeat #Keto pic.twitter.com/BkarXiu7EQ
#EatMeat #Keto pic.twitter.com/BkarXiu7EQ
25 Jul 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Whatup ya fat fucks ?! 😂
💕
#EatMeat #Keto https://t.co/BkarXiu7EQ
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@damagedave
Truer words have never been spoken pic.twitter.com/5WH8F3u5VE
Retweet of status by @smileitsfree44
21 Dec 21
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DAMAGE
@damagedave
Here are The steps needed to take life one day a time pic.twitter.com/pQI0vX1TcJ
Retweet of status by @smileitsfree44
18 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Here are The steps needed to take life one day a time 🤦🏼♀️🤣 https://t.co/pQI0vX1TcJ
DAMAGE
@damagedave
@damagedave You’ve lived a real life of music. It shows in your playing and your poetry.
Never stop
Never stop
Retweet of status by @TheWifeYouLove
07 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @damagedave You’ve lived a real life of music. It shows in your playing and your poetry.
Never stop 🔥🔥🔥
DAMAGE
@damagedave
Please read, consider donating or retweet to spread the word on this sweet girl’s behalf twitter.com/help_ayah/stat…
Retweet of status by @Pixiegal1117
13 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Please read, consider donating or retweet to spread the word on this sweet girl’s behalf ❤️ https://t.co/Bmmf7lV0R1
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊