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Dirty Dan
@daniellemaria99
when he got a name
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Dirty Dan
@daniellemaria99
it hurts pic.twitter.com/nVAQpAs84X
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Dirty Dan
@daniellemaria99
I just need like two years paid vacation off work and then Iβll be fine
Dirty Dan
@daniellemaria99
I love when guys ask me on ice cream dates and I have to pretend like I am not going to absolutely shit my pants immediately after
Dirty Dan
@daniellemaria99
if youβve ever seen me in public with tiddy sweat stains no you didnβt
Dirty Dan
@daniellemaria99
itβs a love story baby just say yes pic.twitter.com/WFTAgsoFWb
Dirty Dan
@daniellemaria99
imagine dating a ma- a ma- I canβt even get it out
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dirty dan
@daniellemaria99
jumbo freezie for breakfast
dirty dan
@daniellemaria99
my after a coke menβs pillows
binge
being thin
binge
being thin
dirty dan
@daniellemaria99
texting all the girls that have me friend zoned β happy v day queen go get you some bomb nasty dirty dick tonight β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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dirty dan
@daniellemaria99
I really wanna redo prom because I was fat and ugly for mine, maybe I will reply to the 12th grader from Idaho in my DMs
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
