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Jimmy Fallon- "Hillary Clinton, our first F president.. I'd say female but they deleted the "emale" "
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Frank Ocean's mom just dropped a cosmetics line of sunscreens that are for all complexions unsuncosmetics.com pic.twitter.com/45Aq2b3ymO
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I look at my bf like he's the world & that he's my best friend, knowing my whole world is sitting beside me gives me great feeling
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@danielleweber_
From J.K. Rowling- the newest era of Harry Potter!! Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. amp.twimg.com/v/a9bb8864-cb9β¦
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@danielleweber_
Tomorrow Snapchat adds puppy genitals and a tail to make sending nudes just adorable.
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Only in Canada do we go from a 24 hour power outing ice storm to a 13 degree spring day in 3 days
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Dogs make everyone happy pic.twitter.com/IqpMCDeNoH
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I say cunt and fuck like its part of a normal vocabulary. Then wonder why I get weird looks for being vulgar
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the fact that @jaredkeeso from @LetterkennyProb grew up in the same house my dad grew up in
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when you & bae are both sarcastic & stubborn af
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Too drunk and too short to reach the pastry crisp that are in the pantry
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
