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Dan Williams
@danlrwilliams
In a cafΓ©, order coffee & pay.
The waitress says "grazie" so in my best Italian I reply "grazie" walk off & realise she said "grab a seat"
The waitress says "grazie" so in my best Italian I reply "grazie" walk off & realise she said "grab a seat"
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Dan Williams
@danlrwilliams
When someone says "so tell me a little bit about yourself" and you suddenly forget who the fuck you are
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Dan Williams
@danlrwilliams
Open for a surprise pic.twitter.com/qNAQoUezQO
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Dan Williams
@danlrwilliams
Why do people think they can just pop back into your life for a catch up, do I look like BBC iPlayer
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Dan Williams
@danlrwilliams
I keep checking my phone like I'm important to somebody
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Dan Williams
@danlrwilliams
I don't think people understand how stressful it is to explain what's going on in your head when you can't even understand it yourself
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Dan Williams
@danlrwilliams
I took literally the perfect selfie.
pic.twitter.com/rI2DsgAgXM
pic.twitter.com/rI2DsgAgXM
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Dan Williams
@danlrwilliams
Does anyone know any book bloggers looking for people to interview? I'd love to talk about Winter Smith
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Dan Williams
@danlrwilliams
Why does this remind me of every grandparent's profile picture on Facebook? pic.twitter.com/OdlHbmW45c
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Dan Williams
@danlrwilliams
Dan Williams
@danlrwilliams
Anyone want to start a room 101 for words that make you cringe? I'll start with moist, holibobs and bae
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
