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foundry man
@daveydeedee
Husband: If you remarry after I die, will you let your new husband use my golf clubs?
Wife: No. He's lefthanded.
Wife: No. He's lefthanded.
Retweet of status by @KindaBirdBraind
31 May 19
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Wife: No. He's lefthanded. β³
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foundry man
@daveydeedee
Merlin used magic to bring the Giant's Dance stones across the sea from Ireland, to create Stonehenge. Thought tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @P_J_Richards
04 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote β¨πβ¨Merlin used magic to bring the Giant's Dance stones across the sea from Ireland, to create Stonehenge. Thought tβ¦ https://t.co/vPaebNtPEj
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foundry man
@daveydeedee
Canβt tonight, conditioning my beard
20 Jan 19
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foundry man
@daveydeedee
Isn't this opal just breathtaking?Β Β It's called the Virgin Rainbow, and it was discovered in Australia in 2003.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @ScienceAlert
30 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Isn't this opal just breathtaking?Β ππΒ It's called the Virgin Rainbow, and it was discovered in Australia in 2003.β¦ https://t.co/PcUsx7xYlZ
foundry man
@daveydeedee
Relatable pic.twitter.com/wUgtlST5Cu
Retweet of status by @Calvinn_Hobbes
06 Nov 18
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foundry man
@daveydeedee
Love this health and safety video pic.twitter.com/sHS7gcPmJ8
29 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Love this health and safety video π https://t.co/sHS7gcPmJ8
foundry man
@daveydeedee
Wait for it pic.twitter.com/EH0yHBtqlL
17 Oct 18
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foundry man
@daveydeedee
Fuck your zodiac sign... just kidding I like zodiac signs
Retweet of status by @EmissaryKerry
16 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fuck your zodiac sign... just kidding I like zodiac signs βοΈ
foundry man
@daveydeedee
Oozing with confidence in this rant
@Tyson_Fury said he's living rent free inside Deontay Wilder's head... β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
@Tyson_Fury said he's living rent free inside Deontay Wilder's head... β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @BTSportBoxing
14 Oct 18
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@Tyson_Fury said he's living rent free inside Deontay Wilder's head... πβ¦ https://t.co/NR1UYa07Qf
foundry man
@daveydeedee
Yes am up ffs put kettle on
15 Aug 18
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foundry man
@daveydeedee
Legend says that at dawn on the #SummerSolstice you will see a tall figure wearing pale robes standing upon Westβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @P_J_Richards
21 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote βοΈLegend says that at dawn on the #SummerSolstice you will see a tall figure wearing pale robes standing upon Westβ¦ https://t.co/goz0w7Oh58
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ