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Why did the Baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo.
Ok ill fuck off....
Because he kneaded a poo.
Ok ill fuck off....
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#MyFirstWordsSteppingOnMars I need a drink..... Where's the Mars Bar ??
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The kids are still asleep, and I'm sat here drinking my coffee listening to the sound of the rain outside.
Beautiful!
Beautiful!
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Praise Bacon pic.twitter.com/qdBNeFaZ16
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5 years ago today we lost an incredible man I still cannot believe heβs gone but I do imagine wherever he is nowβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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#LoveIsland I'm batman pic.twitter.com/xIaCHa6uaG
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I've made a ouija board using alphabeti spaghetti..
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It's great for contacting people who've pasta way.. β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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It's great for contacting people who've pasta way.. β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Is it just me or have pancakes not tasted the same since Jif changed to Cif ?? #pancakeday
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Itβs only the 2nd and we have a contender for twat of the year already pic.twitter.com/pBiSo0No35
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Watching my daughter in the shop....she's adopted, honestly.... pic.twitter.com/eP3sq0JADR
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Itβs Friday. Make your coffee Irish and smile.
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
