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Darla
@ddsmidt
Ugh. I need a Roomba that's strong enough to drag me from my bed to the shower.
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Darla Chillmore
@ddsmidt
You know what does not suck? Being your own person. Owning your own thoughts, mistakes and being genuine.
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Darla Chillmore
@ddsmidt
Happy Birthday. @myboots111
Hope your day is wonderful!!
pic.twitter.com/hFAYvs9hOI
Hope your day is wonderful!!
pic.twitter.com/hFAYvs9hOI
Darla
@ddsmidt
Closeted Gay Checklist
Over 40, never married
No kids
Tries to overcompensate with cars, guns, etc
Just be gay, man. Nobody cares.
Over 40, never married
No kids
Tries to overcompensate with cars, guns, etc
Just be gay, man. Nobody cares.
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Darla
@ddsmidt
Dentist: Rinse. Ok now spit
Me: Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy-
D: I'll stop you right there. That was sick
Me: Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy-
D: I'll stop you right there. That was sick
Retweet of status by @TheresNoGodzila
Darla
@ddsmidt
Contest Alert
Lots of trophies
Theme is Game
Link up to 3 tweets new or old
Ends at 7pm central
Have fun & enjoy
Lots of trophies
Theme is Game
Link up to 3 tweets new or old
Ends at 7pm central
Have fun & enjoy
Retweet of status by @ContestTuesday
Darla
@ddsmidt
I'm a firm believer in Karma
I absolutely think that good things happen to good people & I love when I get to see that in action
I absolutely think that good things happen to good people & I love when I get to see that in action
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Darla
@ddsmidt
Unfortunate Cookies are like fortune cookies except each one contains one of my epic tweets...
*trademarks Unfortunate Cookie*
*trademarks Unfortunate Cookie*
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Darla
@ddsmidt
your friend who went back in the closet after college wants to sell you an herbal cleanse on the Internet
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Darla
@ddsmidt
I started dinner in the Crock-Pot before leaving for work in case you were wondering if I am into wizardry
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Darla
@ddsmidt
Sometimes, we die with them and spend years digging out of the hell we fell into... while also trying desperately to honor their life...
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
