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Being a parent is simultaneously allowing your heart to break with sorrow and burst with joy. Every. Fucking. Day.

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It’s not that I want to dislike you.

I just can’t help it.

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You won’t date a guy that lives with his mom, but it’s ok if he lives with his wife?

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People who make complete stops at stop signs kiss with their eyes open.

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Pronounces “semen” as “Yemen”.

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