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salad
@defnotsally
meeting an accountant is so funny it’s like aw math isn’t real but I fwu for trying
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salad
@defnotsally
I’m really happy as hell single and then two drinks in and it’s like oh nooooo!!!! the desire to be loved
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salad
@defnotsally
the stock market is real
salad
@defnotsally
hot girls drink iced coffee in 10 degree weather
salad
@defnotsally
me New Year’s Eve
taking a devastating blow this year due to the fact we can no longer kiss strangers
taking a devastating blow this year due to the fact we can no longer kiss strangers
salad
@defnotsally
I love when toxic guys from my past try wiggling back into my life it’s like okay my little worm
salad
@defnotsally
listening to August on a loop like the delusional little bitch I am
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salad
@defnotsally
I hate when people say to “stop living for the weekend”, baby I am depressed, be happy I’m living for anything at this point
salad
@defnotsally
mosquitoes are like ... a little too into me, go get some standards
salad
@defnotsally
only buying business casual pants for work that make my ass look fat ....it’s the little things
salad
@defnotsally
anxiety attack for dinner followed by a melatonin gummy for dessert
...but wait! There's more!
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
“@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...”
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