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Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
Being white and playing pickup basketball means that if I miss my first shot, I don't get the ball back
Retweet of status by @AintNoDylanBih
04 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Being white and playing pickup basketball means that if I miss my first shot, I don't get the ball back 🤣
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Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
21 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Yall not getting no damn super powers 😂🤦🏾♂️
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Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
Cardi B said “I don’t cook, I don’t clean” I know you bitches felt that
Retweet of status by @sauceboi_dre
09 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Cardi B said “I don’t cook, I don’t clean” I know you bitches felt that 😒
Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
Normalize making me a daddy instead of calling me one
Retweet of status by @ochocinco
25 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Normalize making me a daddy instead of calling me one‼️
Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
I know the feeling my guy twitter.com/kicksaddiction…
Retweet of status by @DerwinJames
24 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 😂😂😂 I know the feeling my guy https://t.co/5TlteAgnwR
Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
That’s how you jump a Niggah twitter.com/thebrandonmors…
Retweet of status by @Nine04_Raised
05 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote That’s how you jump a Niggah 😭😭😭 https://t.co/Vzc1LB6QIg
Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
I know mad niggas in High school that did this shit twitter.com/thekillakay_/s…
Retweet of status by @MrOwarida
20 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I know mad niggas in High school that did this shit 😭 https://t.co/vxnYvhIFVD
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Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
Omfg @Demarcus twitter.com/girlthatscass/…
Retweet of status by @dantefowler
20 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Omfg @Demarcus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭❗️❗️❗️ https://t.co/JW80nBcpNo
Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
This nigga Antonio Brown said slam her. You would have slammed me pic.twitter.com/HuiUnWHbup
Retweet of status by @SuckMaiDick
13 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This nigga Antonio Brown said slam her. You would have slammed me 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/HuiUnWHbup
Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
Once I get 100% comfortable w/ you it’s a wraaaap I get goofy & nasty alll thaaat
Retweet of status by @AndreaaBoo6
07 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Once I get 100% comfortable w/ you it’s a wraaaap 😩🤩 I get goofy & nasty alll thaaat 🤪
Dylan DeLong
@delongd_
@iingenitoo The 2 extra points he missed alone would have won us the game
22 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @iingenitoo The 2 extra points he missed alone would have won us the game 🤦🏻♂️
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊