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the sick ass tío
@demasiada_salsa
There’s always one pic.twitter.com/k8tG9w8Ipg
Retweet of status by @cctvidiots
23 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote There’s always one 😂 https://t.co/k8tG9w8Ipg
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the sick ass tío
@demasiada_salsa
Bro I want to beat up my elderly coworker so bad
21 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Bro I want to beat up my elderly coworker so bad😒
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the sick ass tío
@demasiada_salsa
#FlipTheSwitch we ain’t have TikTok so we used iMovie looking dumb pic.twitter.com/cUall5Pf8y
25 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #FlipTheSwitch we ain’t have TikTok so we used iMovie 😂😂 looking dumb😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/cUall5Pf8y
raccoon
@demasiada_salsa
So you’re telling me imma die a virgin??? I hate it here
Retweet of status by @honeyybee33
19 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So you’re telling me imma die a virgin??? I hate it here🥺
clean shaven
@demasiada_salsa
I guess asking for good morning and goodnight texts everyday is too hard
Retweet of status by @izabellahernan2
18 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I guess asking for good morning and goodnight texts everyday is too hard 😪
ya fav choker
@demasiada_salsa
Her: Omg don’t hate me, I fell asleep
Me: Hahahaha don’t worry about it, I ended up falling asleep early too lmao… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Me: Hahahaha don’t worry about it, I ended up falling asleep early too lmao… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
10 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Her: Omg don’t hate me, I fell asleep😩
Me: Hahahaha don’t worry about it, I ended up falling asleep early too lmao… https://t.co/mm9gW8RRlR
ya fav choker
@demasiada_salsa
I don’t understand how people with >5 years of a relationship talk about having kids like y’all don’t even know each other like that
06 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don’t understand how people with >5 years of a relationship talk about having kids like y’all don’t even know each other like that🙃
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hoe fosho
@demasiada_salsa
countdown pic.twitter.com/lKJNY7osFO
Retweet of status by @_itsnailaaa
03 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote countdown 🤩 https://t.co/lKJNY7osFO
yōkai
@demasiada_salsa
When I say I’m broke I’m saying I don’t have spending money I save a lot of the money I earn.
28 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When I say I’m broke I’m saying I don’t have spending money🗣 I save a lot of the money I earn.
dutchman
@demasiada_salsa
Damn I wish I was able to wild out tonight but this 4 am tomorrow
Retweet of status by @stepphh31O
01 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Damn I wish I was able to wild out tonight but this 4 am tomorrow 😐😭
the carrying dick
@demasiada_salsa
How I’m trynna be twitter.com/michelly_arang…
Retweet of status by @_shawtyomo
28 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How I’m trynna be🥺 https://t.co/ziIwqABTiI
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊