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Deputy Wifey
@deputy_wifey
I donβt even order takeout to avoid cooking, I order takeout to avoid cleaning
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Deputy Wifey
@deputy_wifey
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Deputy Wifey
@deputy_wifey
Every teacher is sitting back raising their glass to this moderator saying βI feel ya buddyβ #teacherstruggles #Debates2020
Deputy Wifey
@deputy_wifey
Deputy Wifey
@deputy_wifey
I literally have to take breaks from blow drying my hair. Itβs such a workout
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Deputy Wifey
@deputy_wifey
Who ever says pineapple doesn't go on pizza, you must be an alien. Go back to Area 51.
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Deputy Wifey
@deputy_wifey
Hi new moms,
Want to know a secret?
The newborn stage is actually the easiest...
Carry on.
Want to know a secret?
The newborn stage is actually the easiest...
Carry on.
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Deputy Wifey
@deputy_wifey
YOUR SPOUSE COMES FIRST
not ya mama, not ya sister, not your brother, cousin, aunt, uncle, grandparents, WHβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
not ya mama, not ya sister, not your brother, cousin, aunt, uncle, grandparents, WHβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Deputy Wifey
@deputy_wifey
Seeing Christmas lights up makes me indescribably happy
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Deputy Wifey
@deputy_wifey
Guys itβs 67 degrees in North Carolina right now and it feels like fall and oh my god Iβm beyond happy with this right now!
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Deputy Wifey
@deputy_wifey
EXACTLY!!!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
