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ADโ
@deroach_Ismoke
Studs make me mad cause from afar they look so handsome and up close I be PISSED to find out they a woman. Bitch you tricked me
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Alicia โ
@deroach_Ismoke
@RickiRoma No
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Alicia โ
@deroach_Ismoke
I always lie and tell people I am ready, when knowing damn well I haven't even left the bed yet
Alicia โ
@deroach_Ismoke
He mad cause I smoked up all his weed and bounced. No this was not a date.
Alicia โ
@deroach_Ismoke
Doggy style better when you on the bed and he standing up ... but what do I know
Retweet of status by @dashing_dia
Alicia โ
@deroach_Ismoke
"Why you care" is the dumbest comeback on Twitter. This whole website is about posting and comments. Dumb asses
Alicia โ
@deroach_Ismoke
Every year I went to #Pride my gay and lesbian friends would scope out and snag. I would be left to drool over sexy men who like dick
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Alicia โ
@deroach_Ismoke
Hangover at work
Alicia โ
@deroach_Ismoke
After shaving, I loveeee touching myself. So smooth
Alicia โ
@deroach_Ismoke
Inconsiderate and inconsistent mfs aggravate me
Alicia โ
@deroach_Ismoke
Thick and you cant tell me shit #CincoDeMayo #work instagram.com/p/nm0k5pG7ZF/
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
