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Desi Mojito
@desimojito
I cancelled an Ola today because driverโs name was Saroj Khan. Baaki aap khud samajhdor ho
24 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I cancelled an Ola today because driverโs name was Saroj Khan. Baaki aap khud samajhdor ho ๐น
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Desi Mojito
@desimojito
Epic pic.twitter.com/C87CBmYULk
Retweet of status by @Roadside_Monk
11 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Epic ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ https://t.co/C87CBmYULk
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Desi Chole Bhature
@desimojito
I N C = Indian National Chhole bhature party
Retweet of status by @sanghaviharsh
09 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I N C = Indian National Chhole bhature party ๐คฃ๐๐
indian National Con
@desimojito
BJP threw semen balloons on Left today
03 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote BJP threw semen balloons on Left today ๐น๐น
indian National Con
@desimojito
Hey Einstein,
Demonetisation happened in November 2016 twitter.com/advmajeedmemonโฆ
Demonetisation happened in November 2016 twitter.com/advmajeedmemonโฆ
Retweet of status by @rishibagree
25 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hey Einstein,
Demonetisation happened in November 2016 ๐๐คฃ https://t.co/hxTwvJwhBR
indian National Con
@desimojito
CONGRESS, #NiravModi & BJP
#PNBScam pic.twitter.com/9958muq2p3
#PNBScam pic.twitter.com/9958muq2p3
Retweet of status by @James_Beyond
15 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote CONGRESS, #NiravModi & BJP
#PNBScam ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น https://t.co/9958muq2p3
Indian National Con
@desimojito
@desimojito While scrolling in FB, I'm like: "Kya hai ye! Itni Positivity ki aadat nahi mujhe!" then, switch to Twitter.
31 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @desimojito While scrolling in FB, I'm like: "Kya hai ye! Itni Positivity ki aadat nahi mujhe!" then, switch to Twitter. ๐ญ
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Indian National Con
@desimojito
@PaganTrad @brumbyOz no rajput blood could still cleanse the filth out of Mughal bloodline.. hah ! Once sh*t , always sh*t .. @desimojito
29 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @PaganTrad @brumbyOz no rajput blood could still cleanse the filth out of Mughal bloodline.. hah ! Once sh*t , always sh*t ๐๐.. @desimojito
Indian National Con
@desimojito
Hindus - Orange color in tricolour represents us
Christians - White represents us
Muslims - Green us
[All laughโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
Christians - White represents us
Muslims - Green us
[All laughโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
Retweet of status by @ikpsgill1
26 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hindus - Orange color in tricolour ๐ฎ๐ณ represents us
Christians - White represents us
Muslims - Green us
[All laughโฆ https://t.co/MMIl71e5IJ
Indian National Con
@desimojito
Worst what you can expect from friends pic.twitter.com/bGhlfzFL9y
08 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Worst what you can expect from friends ๐น๐น https://t.co/bGhlfzFL9y
Indian National Con
@desimojito
@Nesenag happy new year bhai love the new handle name btw
31 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Nesenag happy new year bhai ๐๐ฟ๐ love the new handle name btw ๐น๐น๐น
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐