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DEVOUR Foods
@devourfoods
#AFirstDateBecomesTheLastWhen they take the last slice
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DEVOUR Foods
@devourfoods
Breakfast for dinner. Dinner for breakfast. Time is a social construct anyway
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DEVOUR Foods
@devourfoods
If you donโt have a little pizza grease on your controller are you even a gamer bro?
DEVOUR Foods
@devourfoods
Where do we sign up for the #Area51 siege? We wanna know what microwave tech theyโre hiding from us
DEVOUR Foods
@devourfoods
serious question... if bologna is pronounced buh-loh-nee, shouldnโt lasagna be lah-zoh-nee
DEVOUR Foods
@devourfoods
Who will be the @devourfoods MAN OF THE YEAR?! $10,000, FREE PIZZA for a year and MOY Honors. Thereโs a lot on thโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @iplaycornhole
DEVOUR Foods
@devourfoods
5/17. Get ready 2 get your mac and cheese on. Literally. pic.twitter.com/XTwUPjCeg8
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@devourfoods
Changed my gfโs name in my phone to microwave, never going back pic.twitter.com/Msz6ZbdOWC
DEVOUR Foods
@devourfoods
Need a Tuesday pick me up. Calling all cute microwave pics
DEVOUR Foods
@devourfoods
Me:
*hears bacon sizzle
Me:
*hears bacon sizzle
Me:
DEVOUR Foods
@devourfoods
@dantegiuliano I hope neither of them follow you on twitter
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
