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Destiny Guffey
@dguff_
"We had a call from a customer saying that they had ordered a cake and when they cut it open there was a dead gecko inside."- my roommate
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Destiny Guffey
@dguff_
"So, like, where do they stay on Survivor? In a resort or something?... Do they have to survive in the wild?!!" - my roommate
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Destiny Guffey
@dguff_
Apparently I was really excited to see Belle. pic.twitter.com/TyfkSzb6tB
Destiny Guffey
@dguff_
Disneyland is a magical place where cast members get discounts on Starbucks
Destiny Guffey
@dguff_
@InfluensterVox @DunkinDonuts me! It's the best app ever. I've already earned two free drinks. #DDJoy
Destiny Guffey
@dguff_
Shannon isn't in the break room to get my SpongeBob references.
Destiny Guffey
@dguff_
One time we had a hamster named Emily. We buried her in the yard. We missed her and wanted to see what she looked like and we dug her up.
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Destiny Guffey
@dguff_
What if the political commercials told what each candidate stood for and explained their plans instead of just bashing their opponent?
Destiny Guffey
@dguff_
it's national best friend day so here's a pic of me and my "sisters" pic.twitter.com/Ti1e4CCQxX
Retweet of status by @erinrosewelsh
Destiny Guffey
@dguff_
When you run into captain guy liner and it turns out it's actually @LaWalkingCarpet
Retweet of status by @shannanigins26
Destiny Guffey
@dguff_
@shannanigins26 *in Russian accent* you come to me in your time of need to ask to drive to get the Dunkin Donuts with you
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
