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valerie
@diaz_valerie
Having a king size bed means nothing when your toddler insists on being all up in your space
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valerie
@diaz_valerie
My coworkers be cool as hell but it's the lack of work ethic for me
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valerie
@diaz_valerie
The setup vs The rug pic.twitter.com/UvWAuXbbM5
valerie
@diaz_valerie
2 months ago I said I would plan Santiago’s birthday party and now his birthday is next week and I haven’t done anything
valerie
@diaz_valerie
Serious inquires only. Searching for sugar daddy without the sugar...
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valerie
@diaz_valerie
Poster everywhere so why not here pic.twitter.com/Y1lBCTxBLU
valerie
@diaz_valerie
I need friends with pools
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valerie
@diaz_valerie
my toxic trait: thinking i can handle/do everything by myself and refusing to ask for help
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valerie
@diaz_valerie
Me in the AM when i rush out to my car without warming it up first twitter.com/mrsmokecentral…
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valerie
@diaz_valerie
lmao that’s why I pay my own shit or go half & half. No man will ever throw this typa shit in my face twitter.com/a2k4life/statu…
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valerie
@diaz_valerie
It's really sick the amount of white people that eat at Mexican restaurants but they want to build the wall yall sick
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
