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Brandon Cockrum
@dickwhiskeyy
my first legal purchase of alcohol today and I didn't even get carded
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Brandon Cockrum
@dickwhiskeyy
I just got carded for trying to buy a red bull
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Brandon Cockrum
@dickwhiskeyy
Funniest shit on vine vine.co/v/hpAIbHaTXhI
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Brandon Cockrum
@dickwhiskeyy
You know you're sick when you're sore from coughing
Brandon Cockrum
@dickwhiskeyy
@KieranShawn I'm a nice person I swear
Brandon Cockrum
@dickwhiskeyy
Leaving California at 9 am, won't land in STL until 2 am. It's gonna be a long day
Brandon Cockrum
@dickwhiskeyy
@KieranShawn sorry I locked the keys in your car... At 5 am...
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Brandon Cockrum
@dickwhiskeyy
Definitely thought I had to work today and I get there and it turns out I didn't it's one of those days..
Brandon Cockrum
@dickwhiskeyy
Finna get real patriotic
Brandon Cockrum
@dickwhiskeyy
I've lost my car keys..
Brandon Cockrum
@dickwhiskeyy
@cobabies_95 didn't see you enough..
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
