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Good Kid, M.a.a.d Witty
@dillanoliphant
Lady at the airport comes to me and goes “Don’t I know you”
And I give her the look like“Yeah I’m that guy”
She go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
And I give her the look like“Yeah I’m that guy”
She go… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Dillan Oliphant
@dillanoliphant
Yo CPT I’m coming & tickets are moving like the ice caps. Get yours today fam pic.twitter.com/OcIkbSql9J
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Dillan Oliphant
@dillanoliphant
Senegal out of Russia because of Yellow cards & Mexico out of USA because of green cards
Dillan Oliphant
@dillanoliphant
Harde Egypt
At least you have better eyebrows.
At least you have better eyebrows.
Dillan Oliphant
@dillanoliphant
Congrats @Shane_Eagle on your SAMA bro. Well deserved Great things ahead.
Dillan Oliphant
@dillanoliphant
Getting compliments after a performance never gets old. Come here & feed my ego
Dillan Oliphant
@dillanoliphant
Hey Mama. I wanna scream so loud for you cause I’m so prouda you
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Dillan Oliphant
@dillanoliphant
Going to church today. Which sneakers do I stunt with I don’t wanna take attention from the Mothers but what must happen must happen.
Dillan Oliphant
@dillanoliphant
Said no to a friend and now the homie doesn’t answer my calls or reply to my texts. A whole adult is acting like this bra
Dillan Oliphant
@dillanoliphant
Dillan Oliphant is funny
Retweet of status by @israelmaks
Dillan Oliphant
@dillanoliphant
How can you love football and hate Paul Pogba. Just godly on the ball
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
