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dima
@dima_hajj
tectonic plates u & ur friends
slowly drifting apart
slowly drifting apart
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dima
@dima_hajj
why can’t i use my bitmoji as my ID picture?
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dima
@dima_hajj
“grandma”
“mom squared”
“mom squared”
dima
@dima_hajj
tbh it’s kinda rude that you can’t go to your own funeral :/
///
funeral checklist:
an invitation
eternal damnation
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funeral checklist:
an invitation
eternal damnation
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dima
@dima_hajj
“good morning ”
“dude it’s six in the aftern-“
“rise and shine, baby!”
“ok but it’s literally dark outsi-“
“don… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
“dude it’s six in the aftern-“
“rise and shine, baby!”
“ok but it’s literally dark outsi-“
“don… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
dima
@dima_hajj
the seven deadly sins
1. lust
2. sloth
4. gluttony
5. just skipped number 3
6. you went back and checked didn… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
1. lust
2. sloth
4. gluttony
5. just skipped number 3
6. you went back and checked didn… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @KlarksonCelly
dima
@dima_hajj
be yourself unless you have homicidal tendencies
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
