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Dishonest_Abe
@dishonest_abeL
#InMySecretLair
There's a bunch of booze. I mean, there was. *Hiccup*
There's a bunch of booze. I mean, there was. *Hiccup*
28 Apr 19
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There's a bunch of booze. I mean, there was. *Hiccup* π€
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Dishonest_Abe
@dishonest_abeL
Oh look, another stolen tweet... and selfie ...yawn
Retweet of status by @thequeensheart
19 Apr 19
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Dishonest_Abe
@dishonest_abeL
My @Keurig took a . I love the convenience but I wish they could make one that would last longer than a year. #needcoffeenow
Retweet of status by @CarStan1114
21 Mar 19
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Dishonest_Abe
@dishonest_abeL
@dishonest_abeL It really won't! pic.twitter.com/5s5nFTXROg
17 Feb 19
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Dishonest_Abe
@dishonest_abeL
Employee I didn't see trying to get by me: Excuse me, please.
Me: Oh, sorry! Thank you.
Forever and ever awkward.
Me: Oh, sorry! Thank you.
Forever and ever awkward.
Retweet of status by @HalcyonDreaming
08 Feb 19
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Me: Oh, sorry! Thank you.
Forever and ever awkward. π
Dishonest_Abe
@dishonest_abeL
Nice pair of "Lows" you got there pic.twitter.com/gRoiGowX1U
Retweet of status by @Suzy_LizzyM
02 Feb 19
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Dishonest_Abe
@dishonest_abeL
Wait whaaaaaaat? Happy Tuesday to you and you and you! #ShanzHumor pic.twitter.com/3666ZrnliH
22 Jan 19
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Dishonest_Abe
@dishonest_abeL
Thereβs a radio station in Kentucky, WAKY thatβs playing ONLY βbaby itβs cold outsideβ
Retweet of status by @orangefan2013
17 Dec 18
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Dishonest_Abe
@dishonest_abeL
Isn't it weird that an orange tastes like the color orange?
Retweet of status by @aundreyamarie
21 Dec 18
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Dishonest_Abe
@dishonest_abeL
Ryan Shazier
247nfl.co/2G4dQ2I
#HereWeGo pic.twitter.com/pbiMSZsOGt
247nfl.co/2G4dQ2I
#HereWeGo pic.twitter.com/pbiMSZsOGt
Retweet of status by @247Sports
06 Dec 18
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https://t.co/XQFllBwoik
#HereWeGo https://t.co/pbiMSZsOGt
Dishonest_Abe
@dishonest_abeL
Tough days made easier with constant support from the ones that mean the most to me
Retweet of status by @Danni7676
30 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tough days made easier with constant support from the ones that mean the most to me β€οΈ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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